she send me this video with a letter saying: sorry it took long my sony vegas was not working so i had to re-download it and now it works fine

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i read each one she send me why don't like them huh? assholes

also more epic music then newgrounds

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strawberry: oh yeah will i hate dogs they killed my cute kitten

me: but dogs are mans best friend i have a 2 year old husky

strawberry: fuck you lions can easy kill dogs

me: yeah but thats wild cats

strawberry: you look wild

me: thank you

strawberry: ummmm no anyway you remember when my 11 foot python killed one of your huskys

me: you let it loose

strawberry: i was cleaning its cage

me: your lucky it didnt eat me

strawberry: cause it loves you

me: errrrr anyway my husky is a nice dog he will not hurt you

strawberry: fuck your husky in japan they eat dog meat which tasted good

me: you sick person

strawberry: thank you ;)

me: its weird how it wraps around you but does not kill you

strawberry: you must not attack it while its on you you have to be nice to eat

me: oh ok

strawberry: i remember that time is went down your pants

me: its tail did

strawberry: maybe it was looking for another snake in those pants lol

me: it was feeling weird no wonder your scared of tentacles

strawberry: yep as long as you stay calm it will not attack you

strawberry is a assassin from germany she only came to the us because of a job and she stayed her cause of the food it has she is very shy with people other then being a transsexual she has a problem with people but does not love sunlight very well thats why she only works at night she is a shy person she likes a little seafood but mostly eats meat even rabbit in germany which she says it taste like chicken or goose only a little sweeter

he is looking at me and i found this picture he has a :3 face he is creepy but he seems to love my tuna he keeps purring at me and begging me to pet him he is creepy but he is strawberrys pet

at least strawberrys is nice

i never thought it would happen anyway i was walking on to the bridge(nothing was on the bridge) i was going to jump off of it and sdfho (user) was right im just a emo cause i have emo hair but then somthing stoped me it was strawberry she was saying that she got my email that was the first time i saw her smile she was just busy she said and had no time to look at it she gave me a kiss i never got a kiss before ever and then she is still in my office now wasteing my energy bill on pokemon games and her constipation is doing well too its getting better cause i have her on a diet lol also she has something to say

strawberry: sdfho you shit ever make fun of my friend he is helping me right now

im 32 and im still a virgin i need strawberrys help but i don't know cause she cracked my nuts 4 times and it hurt but she creeps me out sometimes cause she hates the sun and loves darkness thats why i call her a vampire and run as fast as i can before she kicks my balls but she is a master assassin and black belt so i might not be to worried

i know she is here is proof

1: Heliophobia (fear of sunlight) or she doesnt like sunlight

2: hates crosses or church

3: loves darkness

she is a vampire i know it

wasnt she annoying? the only thing she is good for is kung fu practice she is a black belt and im just a green belt she is not making it easy (with black belts nothing is easy) anyway i don't see why you want her back