strawberry: oh yeah will i hate dogs they killed my cute kitten

me: but dogs are mans best friend i have a 2 year old husky

strawberry: fuck you lions can easy kill dogs

me: yeah but thats wild cats

strawberry: you look wild

me: thank you

strawberry: ummmm no anyway you remember when my 11 foot python killed one of your huskys

me: you let it loose

strawberry: i was cleaning its cage

me: your lucky it didnt eat me

strawberry: cause it loves you

me: errrrr anyway my husky is a nice dog he will not hurt you

strawberry: fuck your husky in japan they eat dog meat which tasted good

me: you sick person

strawberry: thank you ;)

me: its weird how it wraps around you but does not kill you

strawberry: you must not attack it while its on you you have to be nice to eat

me: oh ok

strawberry: i remember that time is went down your pants

me: its tail did

strawberry: maybe it was looking for another snake in those pants lol

me: it was feeling weird no wonder your scared of tentacles

strawberry: yep as long as you stay calm it will not attack you