*talks with a smooth voice*how is your night? possibly hitting the clubs or enjoying wine or just laying there in your bed thinking about the next day ahead of you or listening to smooth jazz in your bed but don't worry a whole night awaits you.

its too hot to do shit, i hate summer

he said he wants me to have sex with my girlfriends, but not tonight because its monday

summers are boring

a few more to go, i have to check my list

i can't talk to my girls (yes we are lesbian) without him saying stuff like " oh my god lesbians" he is half a woman so he should know how to be gay

note: it fucking took me 45 minutes to make this picture, im not kidding

adventure time, the regular show, and problem sloverz to name a few.

adventure shit, the ass show and the problem fuckers thats what it should be.

adventure time: should be adventure shit

the problem sloverz: more like the problem fuckers

the rugular show: should be the ass show

cartoon network has really been going down hill with cartoons, they shat bad cartoons so bad that my nephew doesn't like them, i wouldn't rather look at a gun in my face then look at those show, i would rather drink shit then look at them, face it americans don't know how to make cartoons, japan makes better cartoons

for drinking so, we got out asses enlightened and let me tell you....... it hurts very badly

hell no its fucking nasty

and how he is gonna try and make me straight, he was calling me a virgin, he said he wants to take it but i would never have sex with a half-man half-woman, and besides he wanted me to say a sex story that i have but i don't have any, he wants me to play 7 minutes of heaven, you guys should know what that game is, im only gonna explain it to a few people anyway he refused, it's either his balls growing again or he is happy to see me cause he is very very sexual to me, but why me? why not matthew?