hatman: i did not. im telling you

mr.saucy: yeah sure

hatman: i am telling the truth

mr.saucy: then why is there lube by your bed >:)

hatman: thats not mine

mr.saucy: yeah sure

hatman: but there is nothing else you can say to prove that i had buttsex with her

mr.saucy: let the humans think about it

hatman: why the humans?

mr.saucy: cause they are smarter then you are

hatman: >:(

hatman: *wakes up* ohhh my head what happened?

mr.saucy: ha ha your a sex freak

hatman: huh?

mr.saucy: you were fucking likitty in her asshole

hatman: don't start

mr.saucy: you were you nasty pervert XD

hatman: i did not

mr.saucy: yes you did

TO BE CONTINED

*its short because im tired*

lol?

hatman gave me a sandwich and he said he made the mayonnaise that was nice of him. i wonder how he made the mayonnaise.

they found me but right now i am hideing from them

someone found my weakness now if you excuse me i have to go hide under my bed

so obey me

a big one? :3

i eaten and drank soda * cans: 9 difficulty: high* and now i am ready for questions

i don't know what to eat :(