hatman: i did not. im telling you

mr.saucy: yeah sure

hatman: i am telling the truth

mr.saucy: then why is there lube by your bed >:)

hatman: thats not mine

mr.saucy: yeah sure

hatman: but there is nothing else you can say to prove that i had buttsex with her

mr.saucy: let the humans think about it

hatman: why the humans?

mr.saucy: cause they are smarter then you are

hatman: >:(