he has no stomach or intestines or kidneys and he still has a penis
he can't eat solid food it has to be pre-chewed (which is what i hate doing because it's nasty) i still don't know how he can digest it even though he has no stomach as far as i know
as far as drinks he can have are soda (less then 3 cans or else he acts very strange and horny)water or juice,anything like beer and stuff like that is a no because when he gets drunk he starts trying to sex me.
he sure loves to annoy me as far as i know