1: i would rather look at the static on a tv

2: i would rather eat the raw brains of a human being

3: i would rather watch a guy getting skinned alive

4: i would rather stare at the ceiling

5: i would rather watch a shoot out

6:i would rather watch someone get raped

7: i would rather be in a coma

8: i would rather get a knife and stab someone in the face

9: i would rather eat vomit

10: i would rather drink blood mixed with chocolate and milk