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FUCK YOU HUMANS

Posted by likitty - October 6th, 2009


fuck you guys im tired of humans go to hell

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i'm a roflcopter, not a human.

fuck you >:(

Gaah! how dare you respond to me like that! lol.

i don't trust you human

Do you have anything against plants?

your not a plant

Are you sure?

yes i am human

Oh yeah? How can you prove it?

plants cant type or talk

What if I'm an genetically mutated plant?

what?

What if I'm a plant that was made in a lab that mutated me to think and to type?

your lieing human

It's true. Also, I'm a Venus Fly Trap, 126 years old, and was mutated at the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center.

hey that where i work as a mad scientist. you might have been the fly trap and bit my finger

Probably. I remember when I bit someone. Sorry about that by the way.

you bit my boobs.any reason for that mr. fly trap?

I was hungry. And I liked you too.

but i gave you a bee and you still bit my boobs

I wanted more bees.

maybe i can feed you now. i have a fly

*Smacks traps* Yum.

anything else you need?big mouth

Can I have another fly? *Clicks teeth.*

ok *gives another fly*anything else so i can hurt you?

No, I'm ready to be hurt.

wow you cant defend yourself.

Sure I can. I just don't want to.

that means you are a weak fly trap

*Eats a crew member.* I am not weak.

*gets scared*don't eat me

I won't eat you. 'Cause you didn't piss me off like that one guy I ate.

*pisses you off*

*Grabs you with vine.* *Opens mouth.*

*screams*

Any last words? *Growls.*

please don't eat me *screams*

You're going to have to say something quick to make me not eat you. *Starts to close mouth.*

*looks around*um um um um

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