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I FEEL A LITTLE BETTER

Posted by likitty - August 14th, 2009


i just woke up from a nap my throat feels better.and the auditor cant kill me

I FEEL A LITTLE BETTER


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Auditor: I know. I am going to blow myself up.

you said this'I'm going to cut off your head and throw it! then I'm going to eat your spine and your heart! Then I'll skin you and make bacon! And then I'll use your meat to make a sandwich!' are you going to kill me or what?

Auditor: I dunno. Probably. I'm in the mood for bacon. How do you taste?

i taste good

Auditor: Good. Wait, how do you know how you taste?

stupid auditor.i know all.and i have a soap that makes me taste good

Auditor: Ok. *Raises a machete.* Shall we begin?

*gulp*yes

Auditor: What should I do first? *Rubs chin.*

*closes eyes*pick what ever you want

Auditor: *Cuts into your back.* I'm going to eat your spine first!

*screams*i cant move my back or move at all

Auditor: Now I'm going to eat your heart!

*try to run*i cant move

Auditor. No, I'm going to make bacon instead. *Cuts a small piece of skin off your arm.* *Takes out a frying pan and puts the skin part in the pan.* Yum!

if only i could move i would run for my life