Barcus 2009-11-11 16:29:34

Every word you say is true but let me ask you somthing were do get this info

zerogeass 2009-11-11 17:49:11

other than the whole penis turning purple and lumps and stuff, that is completly correct.

BUT GUYS CAN BE EPIC IN HALO!!!!!!!!!! AM I RIGHT MEN!!?!?!?!

felten 2009-11-11 21:42:59

: No facial hair

Not for all girls O.o

: Masturbate too much = Purple penis with lumps and skin falling off

Huh? The closest I´ve ever heard about is "blue balls", I´ve yet to read/hear about anyone´s penis turning purple.

: get less hours to work

Get paid less.

: 6 months off and still get paid

I assume you mean pregnancy or child-care time (or whatever, no grammar-nazi), well I wouldn´t think of being pregnant as having time off (your body goes apeshit while you´re pregnant due to hormones and stuff like that), and time you get to spend with your kids is not only for girls.

: can get better jobs

So CAN men. Pretty much any job can be taken by anyone regardless of gender.

: Better looking clothes

Depends on ones taste.

: Are nicer

In general, perhaps, but not always. And while guys are more straight-forward with their thoughts, girls tend to talk behind your back more, which I personally think is worse than showing your thoughts to ones face (meaning I´d rather have someone go apeshit on me than have someone backtalk me).

: Men have to jizz a lot to prevent prostate cancer

Gotta write this down,,, (Not necessarily a bad thing, besides I´ve never heard about this before, which I think I should have through sex ED and interwebs, the only reason I wouldn´t have heard it from there is if it´s an extremely low percentage that gets affected)

: Men think about sex every third second

I can honestly say that I don´t. Besides, this is also not necessarily a bad thing.

: Men pee standing up = seat always up or pee on the seat

I don´t. Besides, isn´t that a bad thing for girls?

: Men also get breast cancer

But not in numbers like women do ("Breast cancer is about 100 times as frequent among women as among men" - wikipedia on breast cancer). Breast cancer is caused by the fat in the breasts (breasts are like fat blobs, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File</a>:Bre ast.svg - 7 is fat) and women have much more fat in their breasts naturally (meaning you shouldn´t compare a super model to a computer nerd living under MCD)

: girls have kids

So do men. They just don´t have to go through pregnancy.

: I´m smart and you know it.

I think I´ve just proved you wrong, combined with your confession of all this coming from your teacher.