Gaah! how dare you respond to me like that! lol.
why are you still here?
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i don't trust you human
Do you have anything against plants?
your not a plant
Are you sure?
yes i am human
Oh yeah? How can you prove it?
plants cant type or talk
What if I'm an genetically mutated plant?
what?
What if I'm a plant that was made in a lab that mutated me to think and to type?
your lieing human
It's true. Also, I'm a Venus Fly Trap, 126 years old, and was mutated at the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center.
hey that where i work as a mad scientist. you might have been the fly trap and bit my finger
Probably. I remember when I bit someone. Sorry about that by the way.
you bit my boobs.any reason for that mr. fly trap?
I was hungry. And I liked you too.
but i gave you a bee and you still bit my boobs
I wanted more bees.
maybe i can feed you now. i have a fly
*Smacks traps* Yum.
anything else you need?big mouth
Can I have another fly? *Clicks teeth.*
ok *gives another fly*anything else so i can hurt you?
No, I'm ready to be hurt.
wow you cant defend yourself.
Sure I can. I just don't want to.
that means you are a weak fly trap
*Eats a crew member.* I am not weak.
*gets scared*don't eat me
I won't eat you. 'Cause you didn't piss me off like that one guy I ate.
*pisses you off*
*Grabs you with vine.* *Opens mouth.*
*screams*
Any last words? *Growls.*
please don't eat me *screams*
You're going to have to say something quick to make me not eat you. *Starts to close mouth.*
*looks around*um um um um
sniperleader1337
i'm a roflcopter, not a human.
likitty
fuck you >:(