Auditor: I dunno. Probably. I'm in the mood for bacon. How do you taste?
why are you still here?
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i taste good
Auditor: Good. Wait, how do you know how you taste?
stupid auditor.i know all.and i have a soap that makes me taste good
Auditor: Ok. *Raises a machete.* Shall we begin?
*gulp*yes
Auditor: What should I do first? *Rubs chin.*
*closes eyes*pick what ever you want
Auditor: *Cuts into your back.* I'm going to eat your spine first!
*screams*i cant move my back or move at all
Auditor: Now I'm going to eat your heart!
*try to run*i cant move
Auditor. No, I'm going to make bacon instead. *Cuts a small piece of skin off your arm.* *Takes out a frying pan and puts the skin part in the pan.* Yum!
if only i could move i would run for my life
zmatrix
Auditor: I know. I am going to blow myself up.
likitty
you said this'I'm going to cut off your head and throw it! then I'm going to eat your spine and your heart! Then I'll skin you and make bacon! And then I'll use your meat to make a sandwich!' are you going to kill me or what?