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Polska#6940

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Who do you think will win?

me.why?

I dunno. Just wondering.

you want to fight? *rises fists*huh?

Yeah sure. *Rises fists.*

show me your best shot

*Punches you into a tree.*

*uses power to pick you up and put you into the top of the tree* is that a 18 year old on a tree *laughs*

That wasn't my best shot. That was my weak shot.

*laughs*you suck

I know I suck. Besides, I'm not 18.

*laugh*that means your weak. you cant fight me

I'm 24.

i don't care *throw at tree* your weak.

*turns into fire.* I am the Auditor.

*backs into a corner*you don't scare me. even though im scared of the auditor im *gulp*not scared of you

*Grows 4 feet taller and raises a machete.* Any last words?

*screams*runs*

*Turns back into fire and chases after you.*

*screams very high*falls*oh no

*Traps your arms and your legs to the ground with fire.* *raises the machete (now 4 feet long.)* Now.... any last words?

ya.you suck *a big daddy comes out of a wall*kill him rex

*My sister comes in.* "Bro, something's wrong with my computer. Can you fix it?" sis, I'm a little busy right now. Don't you see the big daddy I have to fight? *My sister turns around and sees Rex. "Ahhhhhhhhhhh"!

*runs behind big daddy*kill him rex kill him

*Rex punches at me and I dodge. Rex swings his drill at me and hits me out of the way.* *My sister backs up.*" Are you going to have him kill me?"

*go's to your sister*no don't worry.your brother is a monster as it is.but you'll be ok don't worry

"Did Rex actually kill my brother? I know that was a hard hit but my brother's a conduit. A pretty tough conduit too."

*rex dies* oh no oh no *runs*

*Rex dies with a broken internal combustion engine.* So little sister, *raises the machete* how do you feel about being cut in half by this machete? *My sister backs up and trips.* "Bro please..."

*eyes turn red*i cut you in half* *hugs your sister*leave this girl alone you jackass.*has big daddy protect your sister*do not be scared he will protect you *the big daddy and your sister runs away* *looks at you*

*Lifts head and laughs* I am made of fire. You can't kill fire.

*drops knife*oh shit *runs*

*From the point of view from my sister.* "I'm hungry. What is there to eat when running from my brother?"

ahhhhh *falls*

Now, I'll kill both of you. *Gets shot in the back of the head by a shotgun and falls stunned.* *My real self steps in.* Damn Auditor shape-shifted in to me.

*is still running away*

*Blasts Auditor again.* That should keep him stunned long enough. Now to go find my sister.

*go's to johnny rocketfingers* he is going to kill me

hi kitty

*jumps*ahhhhh oh hello there *is scared*

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