if i kick you in your balls will it hurt?

mike: hello people my name is mike and the top story is. is kitty a boy or a girl? that is the question that has gone through many peoples mind and we are about to tell you is kitty a boy or a girl.*mike stands up* kitty has alot of sexaul activey and for some he or she might be horny alot. but to tell the truth guys. kitty is a girl. thanks for watching goodnight

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should i make a preloader for the collab or the story for one of them?

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yes it might

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i might.but with the fact that my flash 8 pro.will crash it might take a while

have you ever had a MRI scan before? what was it like?

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im not really a alien. im just a girl with a cat tail and cat ears.humans say im cute.anyway this is the MRI scanner i took a picture of it before i was in to get my leg scanned.i looked at the picture once it was done and i saw only 1 bone is helping me walk.the rest are broken. the doctor said i need surgery to repair the bones.he said the surgery might take a few hours. so tomorrow im going to get my surgery at 9:00am and i will be in the hospital for the weekend until my leg heals from surgery.but he said i am allowed to bring my laptop so i will keep you guys in touch with how i am doing.he said a robot will come to my room and give me some pain pills. in case i have pain.and i told him that im taking Celexa (anti-depressant drug) he said 'don't worry my son has depression as will. but Celexa is for people will major depression which you might have.so my son will come and maybe you can make him happy' which i am good at. so wish me luck for tomorrows surgery

it might be hard living with the human race.i don't know what to do. i know nothing about the male humans here on earth. so im just hideing away from the human population it seems like the humans might be more powerful then i thought im trying to hide away from humans.

why do you guys want me to live with humans? it might be easy for them to see im a alien i have disk-like black eyes with a dark green body and tentacles on my back and one in my mouth(it does not feel bad im use to it) and sharp teeth. i have a tail which looks likes a devils tail.and i have a collar that lets me talk to humans through mind. i never want to take off the collar cause i like it. and cat ears.i also have the rest of my alien technology which i got from my planet.it might be hard interacting with humans