tell me if this works. i need to know its for my aim

i did what happens in the movie. i said his 5 times and what comes up?

she died yesterday (i think) at 5:48 pm. try and guess the cause of death. r.i.p

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my doctor came and i was in trouble

dad said he loves me. what is love?

kitty: since i am the last of my alien cat race (cause the females did not want to mate lol) i have to be taken care of. dad said he would take care of me since he has no children anymore. so i am his first child. dad: i found her crying cause her race is gone i thought i could take care of her i killed my wife and have been lonely ever since. i was very lonely. kitty: so i am living with dad today

kevin: i thought you were dead

kitty: no i am very sick from the carrots. you know i cant have any carrots you ass

kevin: so you are not a zombie?

kitty: no im just sick and had to get my stomach pumped

kevin: is it true you were rideing the hatman?

kitty: i don't understand

kevin: did you fuck with the hatman?

kitty: ummmmmmmm. no

kevin: i could let the humans tell me what they think of you did or not

kitty: but i did not

kevin: the evidence can prove that . all i have it that you had semen ( cum) around your mouth.

kitty: ........ hehehe ummm it was milk

kevin: let the humans think then

i just saw a ghost. im not sure who it was but i think its kittys ghost

i have nothing to do. i cant masterbate. what should i do?

my friend told me his dog got hit by a car and it saved a cat. now thats love right there he said that his dog loved cats. thats one brave dog to save a cat. i like dead dogs but this one is a real hero. don't say it cats need love too. drunk humans who could blame them. and the worst dog i ever made

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but it looks good.